Where do horses live? In neighhh-borhoods.What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry.What did the traffic light say to the car? “Don’t look.What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.Why do bowling pins have such a hard life? They’re always getting knocked down.What did the snowman ask the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?. Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him!.Why do ducks have tail feathers? To cover their buttquacks.What did one math book say to the other? “I’ve got so many problems.”.What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!.What kind of water cannot freeze? Hot water.What is a cat’s favorite color? Purrr-ple.Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells.What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield.Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.What did the Dalmatian say after lunch? That hit the spot.What falls in winter but never gets hurt? Snow.What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.What is a tornado’s favorite game to play? Twister.How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves.What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.
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